* Who are you? # speaker: Alice

* Where am I? # speaker: Alice 

    It’s not very polite not to introduce yourself.  # speaker: Mad Hatter

    ** It’s not very polite not to answer my question. # speaker: Alice

        Not polite! Not polite, she says! # speaker: Mad Hatter

** Who are you, then? # speaker: Alice

- It’s not very polite of you not to remember me. # speaker: Mad Hatter

Have we met? # speaker: Alice

How should I know that? # speaker: Mad Hatter

You told me I should remember you! Shouldn’t you at least know if we’ve met? # speaker: Alice

You didn't! # speaker: Mad Hatter

Do I need to add in another knot here? The questions below aren't meant to be a part of the above section

* This is going in circles. Who are you? # speaker: Alice

    Shouldn't you ask where it is you meet the people you are meeting? So rude without a greeting. I am the Hatter. # speaker: Mad Hatter

    ** Well, it’s nice to meet you, Mr. Hatter. I am Alice. # speaker: Alice

    It’s not all that nice to meet you, Alice. You seem like a rather rude child. # speaker: Mad Hatter

    That's not very kind! I've done nothing to you! # speaker: Mad Hatter

    It’s not very polite of you to lie either! You’ve asked me many questions, as if you didn’t do this very thing! # speaker: Mad Hatter

    -> Suspects

    ** The Mad Hatter then! How curious! # speaker: Alice

    It’s rude to call someone names. How would you feel if I called you Mad Alice? # speaker: Mad Hatter

    That's not very polite! How did you know my name anyway? # speaker: Alice

    I should know the people who have done me wrong! Only a child lacking such manners would throw me out of wonderland! # speaker: Mad Hatter

    -> Suspects

* Would you please just tell me where I am? # speaker: Alice

    Shouldn't the knower know the things asked by the asker? You ought to know the things that you have done! # speaker: Mad Hatter

    -> Suspects

 

=== Suspects ===

But I haven't done anything! # speaker: Alice

Well, if YOU haven’t done anything, then I suppose our queen of hearts may know the cards in the deck! How absurd… and you haven’t even sat for tea! # speaker: Mad Hatter

* Where is the Queen of Hearts? # speaker: Alice

    Forwards, I imagine! Never backwards, unless backwards was your forwards, but then, you’d have gone about the whole thing all wrong. And its quite wrong to be wrong when you haven't even sat for tea! # speaker: Mad Hatter

* I wasn’t invited to sit. # speaker: Alice

    It’s quite rude to stand while others sit. # speaker: Mad Hatter

- There isn't time for tea! I must find the queen! # speaker: Alice

Then I suppose you must leave the ballroom. But always on a different path than before, lest your destination remain in befuddlement! Inquire with me again if the doors give you trouble. # speaker: Mad Hatter

-> DONE

 

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